i am a tortoise

hie, I am a tortoise. I have no name. One day, when I was cheerfully swimming inside my little ocean. My master and his friends came and disturb me. As you can see, I got tremendously terrified so I hide inside my tortoise shell.

This is my partner. My owner bought us in pair, hoping that we can produce more offspring. See, male and female have different patterns. I think female got more patterns compare to male.



This would be my ocean. I have a simple life. Most of the time I just swim and swim and swim. My ocean is very small, I have to squeeze with my partner, a bunch of stupid orange colour fish, a small lobster that cost RM4 plus, and a ‘stick wall fish’ (translate from Cantonese). It used to have 2 lobsters staying together. But they are evil, so evil that they kill fish. For our safety purposes, my master kept these small lobsters inside a cage. But then they got sick. One passed away, one still struggling and going to join his friend in heaven.

From the left, tortoise’s food, fish’s food and lobster’s food.

Fish died, become lobster’s lunch

p/s: sorry for the photos.. no light in the their world..

i hate shopping

I hate shopping…

Yes. I hate it most when I have to walk non stop for several hours, and I hate it when I couldn’t find things that I wanna buy. I wonder why?? Shopping just make me feel sleepy. And I will get headache, leg pain, backache by the end of the day.

I just went shopping with my friends 2 days ago. For the sake of finding my new bag and some clothes and shoes and stuff. So I desperately need to do some shopping. They realize that I acted a little bit strange on that day. They say as though I was drunk while walking. Mmm… maybe because I will talk nonsense when I went shopping, get high all of the sudden (just to scare my friends), and I keep yawning during the whole shopping process. and i even yelled happily when i saw Barney, Cookie Monster and Elmo!! i have a 3 years old kid's mind, i'm retarted.. wa we wa bu bu gu gi gi...

there was once I went to Sungei wang with my guy friend, he said something that makes me feel like as if I’m a weirdo. Why? Cause I didn’t enter a single shop when we went Sungei wang. I just walk and walk and walk without knowing what to browse and what to buy. Nothing at that place catches my attention.
He said something and I still remember each and every word…
Are you a girl? Why you don’t shopping like a normal girl!!!
Heartbreaking.. I used to have a crush on this guy. Ages ago… hehe... But I swear when we went out that time, the feelings ady gone…we went out as a friend!!!

Like even now, my friends will still say the exact same thing to me..
What?? You hate shopping?? Shopping is so much fun and exciting!!! Which girls don’t like shopping!!!
I don’t have that particular excitement in me.. But I do have friends who don’t like shopping... Like baby jane and lay har.. hahahhaa… we are the weirdo type. Should have formed a gang…

Even though I despise shopping, I still need to shop. There’s a help for someone as lazy as me. That is online shopping. Because I can sit at a place, browse some websites, and click on things that I like. The stuff will remarkably reach my house by itself.. Isn’t that easier and save hell a lot of my time and my energy!!!

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things that i bought on that day... c.. 3 things in 7 hours..

my love letter

I’m sorry that I have been little bit overreacted when you were busy that time. I know that I will have this pessimistic thinking when we didn’t have enough time for each other. It just happens like that and I knew my problem. My pessimistic side of me took over my mind, like momoka.. *wink*

But, I want to tell you that. 1 year is not a problem for me. And even after when you come back to Malaysia, or even if government sends you to those ulu ulu places, we will have our talk and sort things out. Aren’t we?

You know, today I suddenly think of you. I mean in really deep way of thinking. i just love the way you love me. I realize how important you are in my life. You know, when we at secondary school. I used to tell my friends that you are so so so good, that I wish my future husband will be someone like you. They would say that you can’t be a good boy friend, just a good husband, because you know you seem so nerdy and quiet.

Oppss… but I always defend for you. I say I want a husband, not a boy friend. Hehe… Even now I still think that you are the best guy I’ve ever met. And I’m really really felt fortunate to be with you. I can’t think of what my life will be if I ever lost you. I know there will be obstacles waiting for us in the future; I just hope that we can go through everything together.

i know I have high expectation on you. But of course I won’t ask you to have your own pharmaceutical company one day, not that level… too much.. i know how to think rationally. *wink*. Hehe.. You know what I want, a normal pharmacy will do. Hehe.. But still, I want my surprises!!! You no lovey lovey me… no surprises make me sad sad.. =(

i truly hope that we will always be together at every chapters of our lives. I Love you, dear…

unpredictable, me??

I’ve been a really really good girl for these few days. (Coz some1 got freaking busy and prohibit me to go to his house). As usual, I get bored extremely easily. Therefore, I need to find some activity. I found a novel to read. And I had finish reading it within 2 days. Proud of myself!!

Some1 did get surprise by my sudden and unexpected behavior. Sin may actually read a non text book and she skipped all her favourite dramas just for reading. You see, I always learn to be unpredictable. I am unpredictable by the way. *wink wink*.

As for the book, title is called Mirror Image written by Sandra Brown. Wow... hell lots of sex scenes. This is my second novel that I borrowed from uni’s library. The previous one is all about sex, sex and sex. Nothing else but sex. I thought it was a horror story book!! Then when read only realize I kena cheated. I’m a pure pure naïve student who intended to read a ghost story book… *vomiting*

my evidence

and!!! i also did some drawing and painting.. it is not my original idea anyway. I was browsing some of the blogs one day, then I saw this artist’s work. I think she’s an artist. Mmm... Then I change here, change there, add here, delete there..

Walaa… my version...

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Taa Daa

i know i know.. its nothing.. just a damn tree.. but i did kill some of my time and i am a lil bit proud of myself...

am i unpredictable?

想太多

朋友总叫我别想太多，不用想酱长远。
一年里会有很多的改变，人会变，物也变，
可能是害怕的原因吧，
害怕人生无常，害怕未来会很糟糕，害怕这，害怕那，
想想我的未来是一种自我安慰，自我肯定，想想我的未来能使我安心。
人马座的人可能真的想太多了吧？
我真的变了吗？
变得更理智，更现实吗？

dog Halloween costumes

checked out these photos.. taken from google.. aren't they cuteeeeeeeeee.....pls hav a laugh..
laughter is the best medicine

hot dog with ketchup

cheerleader

kena chop by parang

master yoda

student girl.. look at her pose.. so 'hao' and bitchy eh..like those porno

superman!!!! save the world

french fries, burger and bla bla..

white ghosts

xun wu kong!!! how cute!!

bee bee.. me..^^

my favourite

a dog being eaten by a croc

p/s: my dog hates to wear clothes... she's a bitch.. she loves being naked...

今天我....

今天萧仁勇家一日游

哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!

就是看戏，睡觉，看戏，吃蛋糕，再睡觉，再吃晚餐。。。

哈哈哈哈哈。。。。

圣媚到此一游.....

--peace--

yesterday...

God watched horror movie yesterday. He got shocked and accidentally wet his pants.






Not just normal pee pee, but also poo poo…look at the colour…

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my lunch for yesterday.. spagetthi cooked with mushroom soup, and garlic bread

there is a bitchy bitch in town

I am so freaking furious now. I got irritated by a salesgirl at Giant. That brainless bitch is so damnnnn rude. I was standing there waiting my sister, never even mess up her clothes. And then this Malay bitch came. She say excuse me excuse me excuse me, to mind you she say it very impolitely. Moreover her bloody hand keep shooing me... I didn’t do anything wrong!!!

Damn angry!!! Why can’t I yelled back at her, scold her, or at least stare at her!!!

here's my word for that bitchy rude braineless malay salesgirl who working at Senawang Giant selling baby clothes. she stands right in front of the Giant entrance, near that bakery shop.

Bitch!! Do your work nicely okay!!! Your job is to stand whole day, fold all the clothes, and sell clothes. Stop sms ing with your bf, later wanna get nail by him is it?? Cant wait is it!!!! So bitchy and horny now is it!!!!

Well, I guess this is their most superior customer service. Other malls can’t compete at all.

Damn... I should take her ugly photo and show you all.

Grrhhh!!! Wanna poke some voodoo dolls now... Or Da siao ren. Or cast some evil spell on her...

Baby Baby Baby.... Boy/ Girl

“Boy, please… please gimme a boy… boy… nothing but a baby boy.”
Then when finally this baby came to the world…

wa wa wa... o nga o nga o nga... (my neighbour's baby cry like that)

doc: “Congratulations, auntie, it’s a baby girl!!!”

aunt: “What the f**k, girl?? No jiao jiao.”

Daughter equals to 赔钱货 equals to a money-losing proposition.

my cousin just had a baby girl, but my aunt seems not happy about it. (because she wants a boy!!)
yupe, this is indeed my aunt’s philosophy. Not just one person’s own point of view, but few people’s point of views.
Should I say Chinese and Indians think the same way?
Like Gv’s family also think the same way, they feel sad when a baby girl is born. =(

What’s wrong with a girl??
Just because their future babies surname follow someone else’s surname??
Just because when they grow up they will become someone else wife??
Just because when they grow up, they will leave you?

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p/s: about the conversation between the doc and aunt, its only my lame imagination. nothing related to the reality.

jogging... (-___-)lll

Being able to sleep late (like almost 3am) and waking up late (I say 12pm to 1.30pm) for my whole holiday is like a dream to everyone. Okay, from that I get my very own panda eyes. Maybe not everyone enjoy being a night owl. i wonder.. wonder... wonder non stop...

I mention earlier, that I wana go jogging early in the morning. People around me don't seem to have faith in me. T___T
They were like “what, u!! Wake up early.. Sure or not??”
Like my siblings, they say “impossible!! You so lazy and bla bla bla black sheep…

Friday, 6:30 Am. 03102008. I proved them wrong!!!

Hell yeahh!!

I did manage to wake up, yes I was a little bit late but I DID wake up. Went to park for a jog. ahhh… talk about my morning jog. Well… I only managed to jog like about 5 mins, the rest of it I was just like walking and chit chatting. I got exhausted easily. Since ages ago, people know that I can’t run. I swear. My stamina was bad, is bad and will always remain awful.

But heck, I like the fresh air and I get the feeling of satisfaction from waking up early.

And the truth is, after I reached home, I went straight to my bed. Haha...

I am so proud of myself. ^^

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Dear ry’s dad,

I know your precious son hasn’t come back yet. Yes I know it is getting late, yes I know you are damn worry. But… he is not with me. He went out yc with his frens. Uncle!!! I’m a good girl you know!! Please do have an excellent impression on me. I’m a good girl!!! Which many people don believe, I wonder why?? I wonder… keep wondering…non stop wondering…

Yours sincerely,
stupid cupid

in my dreamz

Its 1:11AM, pretty hungry by the way. Feel like having some of these right away.

a piece of cake

a big bowl of shark fin soup

McDonald's fries

cupcakes

vietnam coffee

and yes, big yellowish DURIAN

i only have these in my mind. maybe i just have them in my dream later. =P